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Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege Review - No Whip Just the Tip
Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege is what you cool kids would call a “Classicvania.” There are 21 linear stages to spear your way through, stiff movements and controls that reek of NES design philosophy, knockbacks (if you so wish), annoying enemy patterns, tough level design, and of course, sub-weapons and screen-clearing power-ups.

Ole Gamer Joe
Apr 188 min read


MOUSE: P.I. For Hire Review - Chasing Tail Never Felt So Gouda
Mouse: PI for Hire places you in the shoes of Jack Pepper, not only the game's gruff, hard-boiled detective fantastically brought to life by renowned voice actor Troy Baker, but just one of many, MANY cheese-themed jokes the game has to offer.

Barely Magic Mike
Apr 146 min read


Morbid Metal Review - The Deeper the Weld, the Dirtier the Grind
AI is notoriously bad, kind of sloppy, and also a bit dumb, but not in Morbid Metal as you play as the last AI created by an all-powerful and kind of bossy entity known as the Operator, a being who aggressively sasses you the whole time, instructing you to take down the rogue AIs that inhabit this mysterious collapsing simulation.

ScrambledAshton
Apr 67 min read


Collector’s Cove Review - Gotta Collect It All… or Not?
Is Collector's Cove the next cozy game worth playing?

ScrambledAshton
Mar 117 min read


Planet of Lana II Review - A Stunning Sequel That Hits Hard
Much like the first game, Planet of Lana 2 is a puzzle platformer, with a bit more emphasis on the puzzle side of that. The 2.5D side scroller has a plethora of different environmental puzzles to solve to progress through the story. There are a few similar puzzles from the first game; some require you to use Mui to take out cameras or androids or need you to run away from attacking robots or animals.

ScrambledAshton
Mar 46 min read


Lost and Found Co. Review - Finding an Indie Gem
This review of Lost and Found Co. will tell you everything you need to know about this adorable indie!

Barely Magic Mike
Mar 45 min read


Demon Tides Review - A Chaotic, Charming 3D Platformer That Won My Heart?
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, which probably explains why 3D platforming with my bad depth perception makes me feel CRAZY, so color me surprised when I find myself bouncing, gliding, and climbing around the world of Demon Tides with a smile on my face.

ScrambledAshton
Feb 198 min read


Cairn Review - Cairn You Handle This Brutal Survival Climber?
Cairn’s journey puts you in the shoes… or rather… bandaged bare feet?... of Aava, a famous mountain climber embarking on her biggest challenge yet – ascension of the notoriously treacherous Mount Kami.

Barely Magic Mike
Jan 298 min read


Morsels Review - A Tasty Creature Collecting Roguelite?
Morsels is a frantic and, quite frankly, bizarre action roguelike that feels a bit like Binding of Isaac had an illegitimate child with Pokémon. Players control a small mouse that blasts through disturbingly beautiful and increasingly odd landscapes, taking down monsters and entering mouse holes as they battle against their one true enemy—CATS (would you expect anything else?)

SilentSigns
Nov 18, 20255 min read


PowerWash Simulator 2 Review - Spray it Ain't So!
Now I know what you’re thinking, Ashton, PowerWash Sim 2 isn’t an indie; the first one was published by Square Enix… and while you are right, you are also WRONG because PowerWash Simulator 2 has been developed and published by FuturLab, and therefore I am allowed to review it, and BOY HOWDY was I excited about it! This cleaning simulator absolutely baffles those who don’t play it as to how it can possibly be fun, but does the sequel live up to the hype of the original? Or is

ScrambledAshton
Oct 23, 20255 min read


The Lacerator Review – A Twisted Tribute to Retro Survival Horror
With The Lacerator, Games From The Abyss have crafted something a bit different for the genre. Yes, save points are scarce, ammo is limited, and a fixed camera adds cinematic flair just as it did through the ’90s, but it is also very much its own thing.

Ole Gamer Joe
Oct 6, 20256 min read


Shrine’s Legacy Review - An Indie RPG That Channels Secret of Mana!?
Shrine’s Legacy is a co-op action-RPG released as of October 7th, 2025, for the PC platform, and is set in the world of Ardemia, where two unlikely heroes are brought together through a shared passion of wanting to kill an evil dude.

Ole Gamer Joe
Oct 6, 20257 min read


No, I'm not a Human Review - Deep, Dull, or Just Deranged?
The game loop of No, I’m Not a Human is based around a day/night cycle where daytime means everybody must stay inside, lest the scorching sun burn them alive, and nighttime is when both humans and Visitors roam the streets, seeking shelter by knocking on random doors and asking to come in.

Barely Magic Mike
Sep 15, 20257 min read


The Knightling Review - A Knight in Shining Armor?
The Knightling sets you off on a journey around the world of Clesseia on the hunt for your lost master, Sir Lionstone, and to stop the ‘Earthborn’ from harming your civilization.

ScrambledAshton
Sep 2, 20256 min read


OFF Review – This Cult Classic RPG Is Still Completely MAD!
Off is a game that has been floating around the astral plane for the better part of the last few decades. Some of you may not be familiar with this peculiar title that began as an RPG Maker project for developer Mortis Ghost, though many now recognize it as one of the inspirations behind the infamous Undertale and many other games to follow.

SilentSigns
Aug 14, 20255 min read


Artis Impact Review - The Most Impactful Indie Game of the Year?
You could call Artis Impact a turn-based RPG, but honestly, its RPG mechanics—while present—seem to take a backseat to its narrative-heavy focus and greater message. The story, which conveys those messages, goes places—LOTS of places.

Ole Gamer Joe
Aug 7, 20255 min read


Heartworm Review – PS1-Style Survival Horror That Feeds on Nostalgia!
Heartworm tells the tale of Sam, a young woman who recently lost her beloved grandfather. Desperate to reunite with him, Sam does what many of us do and turns to the internet for advice, where she is tempted down one particular rabbit hole that leads her to an isolated home in the mountains.

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 28, 20256 min read


Primal Planet Review - A Dino Metroidvania with Crafting & Co-Op!?
Primal Planet, just as its title implies, is set in a prehistoric world, and while that’s true, it also mixes in elements of science fiction. I bet you didn’t see that one coming, did you!?

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 25, 20255 min read


The Drifter Review – He Died. He Clicked. He Conquered.
In The Drifter, you play as Mick Carter, the titular drifter, who is heading back home to attend his mother's funeral. Hitching a ride on a boxcar, Mick suddenly finds himself on the wrong end of gunfire as the train is ambushed by mysterious masked soldiers.

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 17, 20254 min read


Fretless – The Wrath of Riffson Review - Musical RPG Mayhem Unleashed!
Fretless – The Wrath of Riffson is a turn-based RPG where you’ll play as Rob, a musician capable of wielding and controlling an assortment of powerful weaponized instruments, including an acoustic guitar, synth keyboard, bass guitar, and my favorite—the brutally low-tuned 8-string guitar for those epic death metal riffs!

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 17, 20257 min read
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