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Akatori Review - Speak Softly & Carry a Big METROIDVANIA!
Akatori centers on Mako, a young girl wielding a magical staff and tasked with ending the toxic Amber Storms plaguing her world. This is no ordinary staff, either. Sealed within it is a magical bird, fittingly named Akatori. Hey, that’s the title of the game!

Ole Gamer Joe
2 days ago7 min read


Big Walk Review - A Walker-Talker That Honks the Walk
: Big Walk is exclusively a cooperative online multiplayer game. Absolutely no part of it aside from the tiny opening hub area is remotely playable with only one player, and couch co-op is intentionally not included for reasons that will become clear shortly.

Barely Magic Mike
3 days ago8 min read


Truxton Extreme Review - A Brutal SHMUP!
What the hell is Truxton Extreme? No, it's not the name of Elon Musk's latest kid - good guess, though. Instead, it's a surprising new entry in a series many have likely never heard of: a shoot-'em-up arcade title known simply as Truxton (or Tatsujin in Japan, meaning “expert”).

Barely Magic Mike
Jul 294 min read


Kusan: City of Wolves Review - Wrong Number.
For all the similarities Kusan shares with the game that inspired it, the story isn’t one of them. Developer CIRCLEfromDOT delivers an in‑your‑face narrative wrapped in gorgeous comic‑panel artwork, yet the substance underneath doesn’t quite keep pace.

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 296 min read


Tormentum II Review - H.R. Giggity
Much like the original, Tormentum II doesn’t aim to reinvent the fleshy, alienesque wheel, so to speak.

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 235 min read


Tears of Metal Review - Musou Mosh Pit
Tears of Metal is a game that allows you to do just that while fighting alongside your Scottish forces to reclaim your home from foreign invaders. So you get to wear a kilt and have a short commute!

Barely Magic Mike
Jul 227 min read


LIFTED Review - Lara Croft and Rayman Walk into a Bar…
Lifted is a game whose intentions are pure—to take the normally quite morose cinematic platformer genre popularized by Inside, Limbo, Planet of Lana, and others, and give it a colorful, family-friendly setting with a Pixar-esque vibe.

Barely Magic Mike
Jul 215 min read


DIVE or DIE - Children of Rain Review - Lovecraftian Horror That Will Make You Wet
IVE or DIE - Children of Rain, capitalizes its verbs for good reason: death is constantly tugging at your sleeve and the only way to swat it away for one more day is to brave the perilous depths of what-used-to-be human civilization.

Tricky Tom
Jul 206 min read


Heave Ho 2 Review - Multiplayer Madness!
Folks, I'm afraid to be the bearer of bad news today. Gaming has peaked. This is it - there's nowhere to go but down. And you can thank Heave Ho 2 for this, because with its release we finally have a game that allows you to fart on your friends as a dedicated feature.

Barely Magic Mike
Jul 166 min read


Desktop Explorer Review - Blue Screen of Death
Desktop Explorer blends puzzles with outdated software and cryptic files that you must sift through and even modify to find out what is actually going on in this weirdly sentient computer. It has been left behind by your uncle, who has recently passed away, and is full of notes and information that he left behind for you to look through. The computer also comes with an odd software called "Desktop Explorer," which houses different adventure-style quests.

Seren
Jul 169 min read


The Mound: Omen of Cthulhu Review - 4-Player PvE Mound of Doo Doo?
The recommended way of playing The Mound is naturally, with a group of willing participants, but that’s a terrible thing to do to your friends, so maybe try to find some players online or go it alone (if you dare).

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 157 min read


Pathogenic Review - The Most Creative Roguelike of 2026?
In Pathogenic, you’ll control a lone disease attempting to hijack the human body. This means traversing its many components, including the skin, stomach, liver, and beyond, yummy!

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 145 min read


Silence of the Clams: The Mermaid Mask Review
The Mermaid Mask’s gameplay is extremely reminiscent of the Professor Layton games, and I think that’s one of its greatest appeals. You navigate the town of Silkworm-on-Sea through a point-and-click system where you can interact with any object on the map.

Seren
Jul 149 min read


Deer & Boy Review - Should This Game Buck Off?
Deer & Boy features our titular Deer & Boy on a journey across the country, spanning forests, factories, mountains, and caves, and with every part of our journey, we face a whole host of hazards, challenges, and beautiful vistas to ogle at. Developers Lifeline Games have touted Deer & Boy as ‘an animated film you can play,’ and that is exactly what they have achieved, with a beautiful story, gorgeous world, and all the adorable animal companionship Disney made commonplace.

ScrambledAshton
Jun 236 min read


Dark Scrolls Review - Just Another Roguelite....Or is it?
, Dark Scrolls is the latest game to take a swing at what was once considered an exciting genre, though to developer doinksoft’s credit, they are at least attempting something a bit different by having an old-school auto-scrolling screen that can quite literally crush players if they don’t keep moving forward.

Ole Gamer Joe
Jun 227 min read


SWAPMEAT Review - I Didn’t Expect This Much Meat in My Face
o what is Swapmeat? Well, it's not the lingo used to exchange nudes on Grindr (though perhaps it should be), nor is it a weird phallus-swapping porno inspired by Freaky Friday, though again - maybe someone should be taking notes. Instead, Swapmeat is the gaming scene’s newest attempt to be actively repulsive to vegetarians, bringing us a beef-themed third-person shooter and roguelike that takes massive inspiration from Risk of Rain 2...

Barely Magic Mike
Jun 176 min read


Lost Castle 2 Review - Version 1.NO
Now, I don't play a lot of beat-'em-ups as I often find their gameplay to be as repetitive as those fake mobile games ads YouTube probably forced you to watch at the start of this video. But occasionally, ones like Absolum or Big Helmet Heroes will be great enough to tickle my fancy and earn a recommendation, genre misgivings aside. Is Lost Castle 2 such a game?

Barely Magic Mike
Jun 116 min read


Crushed in Time Review - Elementary My Dear Friends?
Crushed in Time is a sort of spin-off of the developer’s first game, There is No Game: Wrong Dimension, where you traverse different video game universes in a point-and-click adventure. One of these universes included Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, and the team must have loved them so much that they decided to give them their own game.

Seren
Jun 109 min read


Witchspire Review - Losing Control of My Broomstick
I didn’t think much when Witchspire came my way. An open-world game full of things to find, stuff to craft, brooms to fly, and critter souls to harvest and force into indentured servitude. A big point of the game is to live and frolic with your other little witch friends.

Tricky Tom
Jun 107 min read


Voidling Bound Review - Battling the One-Eyed Monster
Does Voidling Bound, a twist on the monster-taming genre, work? Or is it just another monstrosity?

ScrambledAshton
Jun 97 min read
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