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SWAPMEAT Review - I Didn’t Expect This Much Meat in My Face
o what is Swapmeat? Well, it's not the lingo used to exchange nudes on Grindr (though perhaps it should be), nor is it a weird phallus-swapping porno inspired by Freaky Friday, though again - maybe someone should be taking notes. Instead, Swapmeat is the gaming scene’s newest attempt to be actively repulsive to vegetarians, bringing us a beef-themed third-person shooter and roguelike that takes massive inspiration from Risk of Rain 2...

Barely Magic Mike
17 hours ago6 min read


Lost Castle 2 Review - Version 1.NO
Now, I don't play a lot of beat-'em-ups as I often find their gameplay to be as repetitive as those fake mobile games ads YouTube probably forced you to watch at the start of this video. But occasionally, ones like Absolum or Big Helmet Heroes will be great enough to tickle my fancy and earn a recommendation, genre misgivings aside. Is Lost Castle 2 such a game?

Barely Magic Mike
7 days ago6 min read


Crushed in Time Review - Elementary My Dear Friends?
Crushed in Time is a sort of spin-off of the developer’s first game, There is No Game: Wrong Dimension, where you traverse different video game universes in a point-and-click adventure. One of these universes included Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, and the team must have loved them so much that they decided to give them their own game.
Seren
Jun 109 min read


Witchspire Review - Losing Control of My Broomstick
I didn’t think much when Witchspire came my way. An open-world game full of things to find, stuff to craft, brooms to fly, and critter souls to harvest and force into indentured servitude. A big point of the game is to live and frolic with your other little witch friends.
Tricky Tom
Jun 107 min read


Voidling Bound Review - Battling the One-Eyed Monster
Does Voidling Bound, a twist on the monster-taming genre, work? Or is it just another monstrosity?

ScrambledAshton
Jun 97 min read


Echo Generation 2 Review - A Bigger Deck Than Expected
Echo Generation 2 takes place a few years before its predecessor; that one taking place in the 90’s and this one standing with both feet firmly planted in the 80’s. From what I gather, there are at least a few returning characters this time around, namely younger versions of the first games protagonists.
Tricky Tom
May 276 min read


Mina the Hollower Review - Whipping It Out
After six long years of development Mina the Hollower is here at last, coming to us from Yacht Club Games, the same talented folks that brought us the legendary indie release Shovel Knight.

Ole Gamer Joe
May 279 min read


Enter the Chronosphere Early Access Review - Getting Hit from Every Angle
Superhot meets Hades out on the final frontier, and its final form calls itself Enter the Chronosphere, put together by developer Effort Star.
Tricky Tom
May 267 min read


Yerba Buena Review - A Bag of Schwag
So does Yerba Buena, a narrative-focused puzzle platformer that challenges you to literally copy-paste the movement of its environmental objects, stick the landing?

Barely Magic Mike
May 267 min read


Thrifty Business Review - Junk in the Trunk
Thrifty Business is a shop management simulator developed by Spellgarden Games. If that name sounds familiar to you, it's because they released Ritual of Raven in 2025, which was one of my favourite games of last year.
Seren
May 188 min read


Coffee Talk Tokyo Review - Hot and Steamy
Coffee Talk: Tokyo is more talk than coffee and tells the story, over 15 night shifts in an old-school cozy cafe, of a variety of regular customers from all walks of life (and death)

ScrambledAshton
May 187 min read


ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies Review - Disco Amnesia‑ium
Zero Parades centers on Hershel, codenamed Cascade—a spy who finds herself back in the field after a prior job went awry for reasons we're not yet privy to. Unfortunately, her new assignment is starting out no better as she arrives in the city of Portofiro to find her partner, Pseudopod, “zeroed out”—alive, yet mysteriously unresponsive.

Barely Magic Mike
May 187 min read


RoadOut Review - Getting My Rear End Tuned
RoadOut has you playing as Claire, a walking cliché of a tough, snarky mercenary who survives, if perhaps not thrives, in a desert wasteland called The Dead Zone. The Dead Zone is populated by three rival factions that all have work to dish out for anybody willing to put themselves in harm’s way.

Barely Magic Mike
May 136 min read


Deadhaus Sonata Early Access Review - Legacy of Pain
Deadhaus Sonata is a self-described, “narrative-driven action RPG” that, alongside the leadership of Dyack, is being created by a small indie team of around 10 called Apocalypse Studios.

Ole Gamer Joe
May 137 min read


Call of the Elder Gods Review - Bay of the Tentacle
all of the Elder Gods begins in the shoes of Evangeline Drayton, who’s being haunted by a recurring dream where she’s drawn to a mysterious artifact. She's also, concerningly, missing a few months - having befallen a bizarre ailment where she was walking, talking, and interacting with those around her but retaining no memory of it.

Barely Magic Mike
May 115 min read


Battlestar Galactica: Scattered Hopes Review - Frak Me Gently
Scattered Hopes is set around the beginning of the reboot, as the Cylons re-emerge for the first time in 40 years, nuke all the human colonies, and use a backdoor into the humans’ systems to take out any of the modern ships in the fleet.

ScrambledAshton
May 119 min read


MOTORSLICE Review - Thighs of P
In MOTORSLICE, you’ll control P, and no, that is not a reminder to clench; it is, in fact, the name of our mysterious lead character. Now that we’ve established this section of the review is going to sound awkward, P is cute, bubbly, funny, and extremely acrobatic, while also sometimes referred to as a Slicer.

Ole Gamer Joe
May 48 min read


The Spell Brigade Review - Premature Materialization
The Spell Brigade has been in Early Access since September 2024 and is finally dropping into its version 1.0 this week.

ScrambledAshton
Apr 286 min read


Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege Review - No Whip Just the Tip
Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege is what you cool kids would call a “Classicvania.” There are 21 linear stages to spear your way through, stiff movements and controls that reek of NES design philosophy, knockbacks (if you so wish), annoying enemy patterns, tough level design, and of course, sub-weapons and screen-clearing power-ups.

Ole Gamer Joe
Apr 188 min read


Sintopia Review - A Naughty Little Sim That Won’t Finish Quickly
Sintopia is a sim game all about taking control of Hell, to build a profitable and effective corporation that cleanses sinners of their sins before sending them back to the overworld. However, unlike other sim games of a similar type, you also need to manipulate the citizens of the overworld to ensure no demons appear, the ruler is on your side, and that your hell enterprise always has a healthy flow of new souls.

ScrambledAshton
Apr 167 min read
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