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Echo Generation 2 Review - A Bigger Deck Than Expected
Echo Generation 2 takes place a few years before its predecessor; that one taking place in the 90’s and this one standing with both feet firmly planted in the 80’s. From what I gather, there are at least a few returning characters this time around, namely younger versions of the first games protagonists.
Tricky Tom
May 276 min read


Mina the Hollower Review - Whipping It Out
After six long years of development Mina the Hollower is here at last, coming to us from Yacht Club Games, the same talented folks that brought us the legendary indie release Shovel Knight.

Ole Gamer Joe
May 279 min read


Enter the Chronosphere Early Access Review - Getting Hit from Every Angle
Superhot meets Hades out on the final frontier, and its final form calls itself Enter the Chronosphere, put together by developer Effort Star.
Tricky Tom
May 267 min read


Yerba Buena Review - A Bag of Schwag
So does Yerba Buena, a narrative-focused puzzle platformer that challenges you to literally copy-paste the movement of its environmental objects, stick the landing?

Barely Magic Mike
May 267 min read


Thrifty Business Review - Junk in the Trunk
Thrifty Business is a shop management simulator developed by Spellgarden Games. If that name sounds familiar to you, it's because they released Ritual of Raven in 2025, which was one of my favourite games of last year.
Seren
May 188 min read


Coffee Talk Tokyo Review - Hot and Steamy
Coffee Talk: Tokyo is more talk than coffee and tells the story, over 15 night shifts in an old-school cozy cafe, of a variety of regular customers from all walks of life (and death)

ScrambledAshton
May 187 min read


ZERO PARADES: For Dead Spies Review - Disco Amnesia‑ium
Zero Parades centers on Hershel, codenamed Cascade—a spy who finds herself back in the field after a prior job went awry for reasons we're not yet privy to. Unfortunately, her new assignment is starting out no better as she arrives in the city of Portofiro to find her partner, Pseudopod, “zeroed out”—alive, yet mysteriously unresponsive.

Barely Magic Mike
May 187 min read


RoadOut Review - Getting My Rear End Tuned
RoadOut has you playing as Claire, a walking cliché of a tough, snarky mercenary who survives, if perhaps not thrives, in a desert wasteland called The Dead Zone. The Dead Zone is populated by three rival factions that all have work to dish out for anybody willing to put themselves in harm’s way.

Barely Magic Mike
May 136 min read


Deadhaus Sonata Early Access Review - Legacy of Pain
Deadhaus Sonata is a self-described, “narrative-driven action RPG” that, alongside the leadership of Dyack, is being created by a small indie team of around 10 called Apocalypse Studios.

Ole Gamer Joe
May 137 min read


Call of the Elder Gods Review - Bay of the Tentacle
all of the Elder Gods begins in the shoes of Evangeline Drayton, who’s being haunted by a recurring dream where she’s drawn to a mysterious artifact. She's also, concerningly, missing a few months - having befallen a bizarre ailment where she was walking, talking, and interacting with those around her but retaining no memory of it.

Barely Magic Mike
May 115 min read


Battlestar Galactica: Scattered Hopes Review - Frak Me Gently
Scattered Hopes is set around the beginning of the reboot, as the Cylons re-emerge for the first time in 40 years, nuke all the human colonies, and use a backdoor into the humans’ systems to take out any of the modern ships in the fleet.

ScrambledAshton
May 119 min read


MOTORSLICE Review - Thighs of P
In MOTORSLICE, you’ll control P, and no, that is not a reminder to clench; it is, in fact, the name of our mysterious lead character. Now that we’ve established this section of the review is going to sound awkward, P is cute, bubbly, funny, and extremely acrobatic, while also sometimes referred to as a Slicer.

Ole Gamer Joe
May 48 min read


The Spell Brigade Review - Premature Materialization
The Spell Brigade has been in Early Access since September 2024 and is finally dropping into its version 1.0 this week.

ScrambledAshton
Apr 286 min read


Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege Review - No Whip Just the Tip
Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege is what you cool kids would call a “Classicvania.” There are 21 linear stages to spear your way through, stiff movements and controls that reek of NES design philosophy, knockbacks (if you so wish), annoying enemy patterns, tough level design, and of course, sub-weapons and screen-clearing power-ups.

Ole Gamer Joe
Apr 188 min read


Sintopia Review - A Naughty Little Sim That Won’t Finish Quickly
Sintopia is a sim game all about taking control of Hell, to build a profitable and effective corporation that cleanses sinners of their sins before sending them back to the overworld. However, unlike other sim games of a similar type, you also need to manipulate the citizens of the overworld to ensure no demons appear, the ruler is on your side, and that your hell enterprise always has a healthy flow of new souls.

ScrambledAshton
Apr 167 min read


Ground Zero Review - Survival Horror That's Slicker than a Licker
Ground Zero is VERY MUCH a classic survival horror game in the style of OG Resident Evil, you know, the game that gets most of the credit when it was in fact Alone in the Dark that implemented a lot of the mechanics we know and love?

Ole Gamer Joe
Apr 168 min read


MOUSE: P.I. For Hire Review - Chasing Tail Never Felt So Gouda
Mouse: PI for Hire places you in the shoes of Jack Pepper, not only the game's gruff, hard-boiled detective fantastically brought to life by renowned voice actor Troy Baker, but just one of many, MANY cheese-themed jokes the game has to offer.

Barely Magic Mike
Apr 146 min read


REPLACED Review - Mastering the R.E.A.C.H. Around
REPLACED immediately sets the tone as an action-packed experience. The game opens on our protagonist, well, at least the body of our protagonist, Warren Marsh, putting in the hours at Phoenix Corporation in late 1984.

SilentSigns
Apr 147 min read


Morbid Metal Review - The Deeper the Weld, the Dirtier the Grind
AI is notoriously bad, kind of sloppy, and also a bit dumb, but not in Morbid Metal as you play as the last AI created by an all-powerful and kind of bossy entity known as the Operator, a being who aggressively sasses you the whole time, instructing you to take down the rogue AIs that inhabit this mysterious collapsing simulation.

ScrambledAshton
Apr 67 min read


Hozy Review - Let's Get Cozy With Hozy!
Hozy is a casual and relaxing decorating sim that features 9 different diorama-like rooms, all with their own vibes and stories, which require a certain amount of TLC to get looking their best. The entire game took me just under 3 hours to finish, so this one certainly is bite-sized, but what it perhaps lacks in depth it certainly makes up for in its visual appeal.

ScrambledAshton
Mar 306 min read
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