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Silver Pines Review - Survival Horror Chaos Meets Metroidvania Madness
Silver Pines is a 2D survival horror game with light Metroidvania elements that immediately draws you in with its unique, almost rotoscoped visuals and thematic callbacks to pre-existing media like Twin Peaks, or one of my favorites, David Lynch’s Blue Velvet.

Ole Gamer Joe
2 hours ago13 min read


Order of the Sinking Star Review - A Puzzle Game That Rewrites the Rules
Order of the Sinking Star comes from puzzle game aficionado Jonathan Blow who, despite some questionable political opinions, has created some fantastic puzzle games in the past, with Braid and The Witness under his belt, which I assume has a very complicated buckle attached.

ScrambledAshton
3 hours ago7 min read


Garfield - Escape From Monday Review - Did This 3D Platformer Leave Me Hungry For More?
It’s ironic that in Garfield’s latest 3D platformer he finds himself trapped in a nightmare, as over the years most Garfield games have been a bit of a horror show.

Ole Gamer Joe
Sep 226 min read


Well Dweller Review - A Dark and Twisted Fairy-Tale Metroidvania
On a seemingly weekly basis, the metroidvania genre tries its very best to outsaturate itself, with so many new entries in so little time that most of us probably couldn't beat them in our lifetimes. But no matter how crowded a genre like this gets, a truly interesting game in it is likely to get attention when it's as polished and fun as Well Dweller.

Barely Magic Mike
Sep 215 min read


Nocturne Gameplay Impressions - Paradise Lost?
Early thoughts based on the first four hours of this musical indie RPG.

SilentSigns
Sep 214 min read


Trivia Murder Party 3 Early Access Impressions - Is the Party Over?
Trivia Murder Party III is not only the third entry in the franchise, but the first one released as a standalone, fully independent of the developer's traditional release format.

Barely Magic Mike
Sep 183 min read


Kernel Hearts Review - Is This Roguelike Action RPG A Sinner?
Kernel Hearts reeks of mediocrity throughout and, ironically, lacks any real heart.

Ole Gamer Joe
Sep 188 min read


BLACKWOOD Review - Max Pain
By day, Blackwood is an exciting new third-person action game that promises to give you the chance to feel like a proper John Wick. By night, it’s a complete pile of trash that is so broken and boring that you’ll want to hire an assassin to put you out of your misery if you decide to spend any money or time on Act 1 of this game.

ScrambledAshton
Sep 169 min read


Shroom and Gloom Early Access Review - Mushroom Mayhem in a Roguelike Dungeon Deckbuilder
Shroom and Gloom is, well, gloomy, foreboding, hopeless, and dreadful; perfectly so, I should say. You may not know exactly how you’ve found yourself in these dark, thorny tunnels…but you’re absolutely positive that you need to get out now, now, right now.

Tricky Tom
Sep 115 min read


WheelMates Review - Co‑Op RC Racing Meets Puzzle‑Solving Adventure!
If you’re looking to play WheelMates with a friend in the same room via 2-player splitscreen, you’re in for a great time, and I’m happy to tell you all about what that experience is like.

Barely Magic Mike
Sep 26 min read


Yet Another Zombie Survivors Review - This Roguelite Lets You Nuke Thousands of Zombies!
Despite its playful yet self-deprecating title, Yet Another Zombie Survivors isn't just that, and even though I'm not well versed in the genre, I was astounded by how much I enjoyed this game.

Seren
Aug 1910 min read


Wild Blue Skies Review - Finally, a True Star Fox 64 Successor?
gunplay across branching paths and more than 10 unique levels packed with enemies, bosses, secrets, and even arena-style combat sections reminiscent of the All-Range Mode from the Star Fox series.

Ole Gamer Joe
Aug 136 min read


Duskfade Review - A PS2-Era Platformer With Kingdom Hearts Vibes
First - the obvious. Duskfade is gorgeous. The artists who made it clearly worked overtime, as every environment looks resolutely stunning and full of color. The animation work is also tremendous and makes this look and feel like the work of a major developer and not a small studio releasing their first title.

Barely Magic Mike
Aug 135 min read


Agefield High: Rock the School Review - The Ultimate 'BULLY' Successor?
It's apparently fallen to an indie developer, Refugium Games, to pick up the mantle. And while Agefield High: Rock the School sounds like a name ChatGPT would come up with if you told it to impersonate Jack Black from the early 2000s, does the game underneath manage to fill the nostalgic shoes of its spiritual predecessor?

Barely Magic Mike
Aug 129 min read


Agent 64: Spies Never Die Review — The GoldenEye 007 Revival You've Been Waiting For?
Replicant D6 is set to launch Agent 64: Spies Never Die this week, promising action-packed shootouts and gun-blazing espionage that takes us straight back to the '90s.

ScrambledAshton
Aug 118 min read


Akatori Review - Speak Softly & Carry a Big METROIDVANIA!
Akatori centers on Mako, a young girl wielding a magical staff and tasked with ending the toxic Amber Storms plaguing her world. This is no ordinary staff, either. Sealed within it is a magical bird, fittingly named Akatori. Hey, that’s the title of the game!

Ole Gamer Joe
Aug 47 min read


Big Walk Review - A Walker-Talker That Honks the Walk
: Big Walk is exclusively a cooperative online multiplayer game. Absolutely no part of it aside from the tiny opening hub area is remotely playable with only one player, and couch co-op is intentionally not included for reasons that will become clear shortly.

Barely Magic Mike
Aug 38 min read


Truxton Extreme Review - A Brutal SHMUP!
What the hell is Truxton Extreme? No, it's not the name of Elon Musk's latest kid - good guess, though. Instead, it's a surprising new entry in a series many have likely never heard of: a shoot-'em-up arcade title known simply as Truxton (or Tatsujin in Japan, meaning “expert”).

Barely Magic Mike
Jul 294 min read


Kusan: City of Wolves Review - Wrong Number.
For all the similarities Kusan shares with the game that inspired it, the story isn’t one of them. Developer CIRCLEfromDOT delivers an in‑your‑face narrative wrapped in gorgeous comic‑panel artwork, yet the substance underneath doesn’t quite keep pace.

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 296 min read


Tormentum II Review - H.R. Giggity
Much like the original, Tormentum II doesn’t aim to reinvent the fleshy, alienesque wheel, so to speak.

Ole Gamer Joe
Jul 235 min read
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