Alright, here’s another go at it: I didn’t care for the game, but I’m ready to believe it has a dedicated audience that would die for it– and will SWAT me for bashing it. But I have to be honest about my experience.

Romeo is a Dead Man is a third-person action game first and foremost, but saying it's JUST an action game would be selling it short. In what might be Grasshopper Manufacture’s most ambitious release to date, players should go into this game with an open mind.